How I know

I know God is real. This sounds crazy, but he sent a me a dream last night. I was signing a contract with Satan (not some low level devil, but Satan himself) and my soul was shaking, trying to escape. I can't remember if I actually signed it or not. My soul was shaking so violently, I could feel my physical body constraining my soul within. But I vividly remember looking down and seeing me urinate all over myself (I was actually naked in this dream, at least for this part I know I was naked). I woke violently, it felt so real that I had to check if I had actually pissed myself. Luckily I had not.
I know God is real because I sold Him out yesterday, and this was his response. A warning.
Call me crazy, but whatever. I don't care what you think.