threesome that i was not invited to

I went to a party last night, there was a threesome.  I was not invited to join in .

if we want to draw parallel between bibles and cell phones, that would require the bible to be updated.  A more realistic statement would be comparing them to smoke signals
What if we treated our Bibles the way we treat smoke signals?
what if we...
...ignored them while driving through the country, cause random puffs of smoke is perfectly normal those parts?
...stared at it confused, cause it doesn't make a lick of sense?
... let it's users know "there is a better and more acceptable way"?
...used it as a last resort, cause every other sane method has been exhausted.
...spent an hour or more using it each day? (I leave this one alone, cause we all know how slow it is to make smoke signals.)

Gay Agenda

Today at work I lied to a customer about my sexuality. Not because I thought he would react violently or crass, but because he seemed the type to over-compensate. Visions flashed through my mind of him going on about how great gay people are or how wonderful it is that I can do what I do without fear of conflict. Really, I just wanted him to get in and get out as quickly as possible so I could move on to the next paying customer...
I don't have a gay agenda, unless you count "just be treated normally" as an agenda.

K'naan

I don't like rap music, but this guy is a little different.  I like the fact that he is actually a poet/philosopher, and then puts his words over a beat.  He "raps" about his life as a child and how hard it was growing up in Somalia.  His rhymes are often about anger and sorrow.  But he does make mention about how to fix the problem, about how the pursuit of power is what lead to the suffering; he shares this common idea with many philosophers.
If you are curious about what he sounds like, listen to this:
http://www.knaanmusic.com/music/

Terrible answer

Next time someone asks you what you wanted to be when you grew up: I never really thought about what I wanted to be when I grew up, cause i never thought I'd make it past age 14.