Wednesday, May 14, 2014

Gay Agenda

Today at work I lied to a customer about my sexuality. Not because I thought he would react violently or crass, but because he seemed the type to over-compensate. Visions flashed through my mind of him going on about how great gay people are or how wonderful it is that I can do what I do without fear of conflict. Really, I just wanted him to get in and get out as quickly as possible so I could move on to the next paying customer...
I don't have a gay agenda, unless you count "just be treated normally" as an agenda.