liberal vs conservitive

ok, I need you to follow me on this. read it slowly if you must, but it is important.

The general upward trend of society is liberalism, it is the birth of every revolution. Conservatism is generally favored by those who have the most money and power. Now... as young people come of age, they feel the need to correct injustices of society, so they are usually pretty liberal, and then they grow more conservative as they grow older and acquire money and power; in order to protect their money and power. Now, what about the things that don't effect their money or power. Would I be correct in saying that gay allyship will likely be accepted by everyone who accepts it today, even once they grow older. As these things don't effect an individual's power... or does it?
might I ask, does the church loose power as a gay couple gets wed by the state? or does the sandwhich shop down the street loose out when a gay couple opens a gay-cafe?

Think about it.
Moral: (direct quote from above)As young people come of age, they feel the need to correct injustices of society, so they are usually pretty liberal, and then they grow more conservative as they grow older and acquire money and power; in order to protect their money and power.

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Margo Smith

I am supposed to be my own mr. right

You are most likely to meet your "Mr.Right" at your local University or College campus. Avoid guys with torn clothing, t-shirts with slogans and backwards ball caps. Instead, look for a guy who carries himself with pride, is sitting outside with his lap top but gazing around or a guy who always arrives to class early. Consider it a bonus if he is in his graduate year or is in a medical program (he'll be too busy to have another girl) or if he has his own apartment off campus and vehicle (that he pays for himself). Also consider it important to find the man who also has a job while attending college/university- this shows a level of motivation. This particular breed of man needs you to share in common goals and striking up a conversation based on mutual interests or program interests is always the way to go....Smile and let the journey begin!

hurt so bad

imagine a razorblade scraping along under your skin, but above your muscles. through your entire body all at once, coming in waves. that was the fear.

Moral: it is often impossible to describe a feeling. Try to describe the taste of metal. Good luck.

Chicks with Dicks

are these real? I mean, it isn't just photoshop? I sure hope it is just a big sham.

Truth

1) Triangular sandwiches taste better than square ones.
2) At the end of every party there is always a girl crying.
3) One of the most awkward things that can happen in a pub is when your pint-to-toilet cycle gets synchronised with a complete stranger.
4) You've never quite sure whether it's ok to eat green crisps.
5) Everyone who grew up in the 80's has entered the digits 55378008 into a calculator.
6) Reading when you're drunk is horrible.
7) Sharpening a pencil with a knife makes you feel really manly.
9) You're never quite sure whether it's against the law or not to have a fire in your back garden.
10) Nobody ever dares make cup-a-soup in a bowl.
11) You never know where to look when eating a banana.
12) Its impossible to describe the smell of a wet cat.
13) Prodding a fire with a stick makes you feel manly.
14) Rummaging in an overgrown garden will always turn up a bouncy ball.
15) You always feel a bit scared when stroking horses.
16) Everyone always remembers the day a dog ran into your school.
17) The most embarrassing thing you can do as schoolchild is to call your teacher mum or dad.
18) The smaller the monkey the more it looks like it would kill you at the
first given opportunity.
19) Some days you see lots of people on crutches.
20) Every bloke has at some stage while taking a pee flushed half way through and then raced against the flush.
21) Old women with mobile phones look wrong!
22) Its impossible to look cool whilst picking up a Frisbee.
23) Driving through a tunnel makes you feel excited.
24) You never ever run out of salt.
25) Old ladies can eat more than you think.
26) You can't respect a man who carries a dog.
27) There's no panic like the panic you momentarily feel when you've got your hand or head stuck in something.
28) No one knows the origins of their metal coat hangers.
29) Despite constant warning, you have never met anybody who has had their arm broken by a swan.
30) The most painful household incident is wearing socks and stepping on an upturned plug.
31) People who don't drive slam car doors too hard
32) You've turned into your dad the day you put aside a thin piece of wood
specifically to stir paint with.
33) Everyone had an uncle who tried to steal their nose.
34) Bricks are horrible to carry.
35) In every plate of chips there is a bad chip.

It is true... At all times in life, it feels great to reach down and pluck it up.

Q-tips

hell yeah... almost as good as sex, but way more acceptable when company is over.
I should also add, I am deathly afraid that i will slip and fall while cleaning my ears, resulting in puncturing my brain and killing me.

Liking on Facebook

Facebook has had the ability to "Like" something for a while now. Basically, as a user, you have friends and those friends tend to post things. You can view these things and if you liked them, you can mark them with a "Like". But, I wonder why you can't "Dislike" something...

Words to live by

To us pretty much as the incroyable did when he mine who always challengest comparison with me! And the wild wind hissed and moaned and wailed and when in that form, thou shall give birth to calm smile of hiswe simply do the work without her, set forth grimly how, after an awful row talent in volmer, but he makes music his god, an ignorant wretch.
(such gifts are regarded as succeeded in reviving his dead child. After the position see n. On 50. Before leaving this section, what thou hadst asked me. The affection that is relating to an insignificant purchase. You would.


Did you get all that? That was at the very end of a piece of junk mail I got. It actually is kinda oddly dramatic after you read it a few times. You fall into a sort of rhythm.
Moral: Give something a chance that you normally wouldn't today. It could prove to be impressive.

Quote from Anthony

"Don't kill Kevin, he's one of the good ones."

I don't think he knows how much that meant to me. I am always concerned that I suck... Anthony made me feel ten times better when he said that.

Yes, I know

God help the outcasts
Hungry from birth
Show them the mercy they don't find on earth
God help my people
They look to you still
God help the outcasts
Or nobody will.

After life

Conrad feels that since the consciousness is dependant on the brain, when the brain dies, so does the consciousness...
I disagree... I don't know why... but i do. I have seen it. Or at least I know what it is, so therefore it must exist. Makes sense enough to me.

Consumes me

Fear consumes me. I suppose consumes is the extreme of the word. I might say that fear motivates me a great deal right now. I am in a position to show great courage... what I will do might be something different.
... 5 mins into movie ...
phew. I feel better now. so much better. No matter how bad I feel, I have life easier than many. Fear is not acceptable-- in fact it is selfish. It would be selfish of me to be afraid for myself like that. That means that -- i am not sure what it means. I suppose it might mean that I am thinking about myself first... which isn't so terrible...
What it boils down to is: Fear still exists.
Moral: if you are reading this, you don't have it bad. You are at a computer, which means there is electricity, which means you are in civilization. There are a billion people in worse spots than you.

the harness

57 feet above a hardwood floor. And I was laughing for most of it.

by Spliff on April 11th, 2009, 12:03 am

Same back to you mate. An open mind is a wonderful, and rare, commodity.

Canon CanoScan LiDE 100 2923B002 2400 x 4800dpi 48bit USB 2.0 Hi-Speed Interface Flatbed Scanner - Retail

A review from Newegg. Fantastic.


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Pros: This is absolutely excellent scanner. It's primary function performs without problems. It's been used over 500 times since it's inception into my household. The best part about the scanner, though, are not how it functions but how its powered. The short answer? BY USB, BABY. The long answer? BY UNIVERSAL SERIAL BUS, BABY. It's impressive to be more than capable of scanning quietly and quickly (with an excellent result--the picture quality is on par with the more expensive scanners) using nothing more than the juice from a USB port. All the software is excellent (as excellent as manufacturer software can get) which makes this a great choice for those who don't know what they're doing. The quick set buttons on the front work in harmony with the software as well. Everything included is more than easy to use.

Cons: If you're a 50-something woman with the idea that scanning her photos into her computer to upload them to Facebook so everyone can see how thin you use to be 35 years ago, this scanner is for you. It's not the most powerful scanner, can't scan documents at a rate of 100 pages per minute, and can't keep your hot chocolate from becoming chocolate milk (which is terribly disgusting by the way--hot cocoa mix was NEVER intended to be used for chocolate milk and anyone who says otherwise is un-American) but all of that is NO reason whatsoever to hate on this scanner. It's by far the best one I've ever owned, having owned quite a few at 5 years intervals so my mother can relinquish old memories.

Other Thoughts: I bought this scanner for my mother so she can scan and upload her old pictures from the Paleolithic era to her very modern and so passe Facebook. She's happy, so it's all good. The only stipulation was to not scan any baby pictures of me or else I'd press her face on the glass while it was scanning, in the hopes that a cool picture would emerge.
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Tokyo Tea
Shake, serve over ice in tall bar glass. Float Sprite on it.
1 P Vodka
1 P Rum
1 P Gin
1 P Tequila
1 P Triple Sec
2 P Midori Melon

Terracotta Martini
Shake with ice, serve in Martini glass. Add single Maraschino Cherry.
1 P Triple Sec
1 P Vodka
1 P Peach Schnapps
2 P Apricot Brandy
2 parts Orange Juice
Splash of Grenadine

Gin Martini
Stir with ice, strain into to Martini glass. Add three olives, rinsed.
Touch of vermouth
3 P Gin

best photo ever

best picture ever. I would love to see this in person, not because it's hot, but because it is so effing funny. Look at that expression!

girls will be girls.

Two women friends had gone for a girl's night out; both were very faithful and loving wives. However, they had gotten over-enthusiastic on the Bacardi Breezers.

Incredibly drunk & walking home, they needed to pee, so they stopped in the cemetery.

One of them had nothing to wipe with so she thought she would take off her panties and use them.

Her friend, however, was wearing a rather expensive pair of panties and did not want to ruin them, but was lucky enough to squat down next to a grave that had a wreath with ribbon on it, so she proceeded to wipe with that.

After the girls did their business, they proceeded to go home.

The next day, one woman's husband was concerned that his normally sweet and innocent wife was still in bed hung over, so he phoned the other husband and said,

'These damn girls' night out have got to stop. I'm starting to suspect the worst.

My wife came home with no panties.'

'You think that's bad' said the other husband, 'Mine is lying in bed with a card stuck in her ass that says: 'From all of us at the Fire Station. We'll never forget you.'

the camel

Two older ladies meet every week in the park for a smoke and a chat. One week it showered, the first lady couldn't light her cigarette, the second slipped her cig into a condom, lit up and puffed away as usual. The first was well impressed and decided that was the way to go.

Early next week the first lady went to the pharmacy looking for a pack. Searching for a while she couldn't find the damned things anywhere. A young, new, employee of the pharmacy eager to help asked if there was anything he could help her find.

"I'm looking for a box of condoms" the lady said.

"Any particular brand" the assistant asked

"Oh, I don't care, just so long as it'll fit a camel".

sick and tired

I have met someone who "has had it up to here with suicidal people"
It has made me think, life is about living. Although death is part of it, life is meant to be lived. To truly "live" it is important to surround yourself with people who are "brave" and those who choose life.
WE both reflected on our past with suicidal people. Of course divulging no names. To an outsider, even to some of you readers, this sounds cocky. But it is my opinion that I may choose whom I surround myself with. Everyone should be able to choose this.

Nicolas. Age 34.

cute.

Dear Employees,

Due to the current financial situation caused by the slowdown of economy, Management has decided to implement a scheme to put workers of 40 years of age and above on early retirement. This scheme will be known as RAPE (Retire Aged People Early).

Persons selected to be RAPED can apply to management to be eligible for the SHAFT scheme (Special Help After Forced Termination). Persons who have been RAPED and SHAFTED will be reviewed under the SCREW program (Scheme Covering Retired Early Workers). A person may be RAPED once, SHAFTED twice and SCREWED as many times as Management deems appropriate.

Persons who have been RAPED can only get AIDS (Additional Income for Dependants & Spouse) or HERPES (Half Earnings for Retired Personnel Early Severance).

Obviously persons who have AIDS or HERPES will not be SHAFTED or SCREWED any further by Management.

Persons who are not RAPED and are staying on will receive as much SHIT (Special High Intensity Training) as possible. Management has always prided itself on the amount of SHIT it gives employees. Should you feel that you do not receive enough SHIT, please bring to the attention of your Supervisor. They have been trained to give you all the SHIT you can handle.

Sincerely,

The Management

Charmed

You would think after 8 years, they would learn how to keep their nipples under control. Every episode, they are cutting glass.