Two older ladies meet every week in the park for a smoke and a chat. One week it showered, the first lady couldn't light her cigarette, the second slipped her cig into a condom, lit up and puffed away as usual. The first was well impressed and decided that was the way to go.Early next week the first lady went to the pharmacy looking for a pack. Searching for a while she couldn't find the damned things anywhere. A young, new, employee of the pharmacy eager to help asked if there was anything he could help her find.
"I'm looking for a box of condoms" the lady said.
"Any particular brand" the assistant asked
"Oh, I don't care, just so long as it'll fit a camel".
