I have Two firends

I have two friends from my childhood years, I went to school with them.  Both grew up to be in fantastic physical shape.  One, the guy, turned into a total douchebag.  He always was a party boy.  The other, who was always more humble, still clings to her inner beauty.  I expect that in 30 years, when all three of use are pushing 60, both of them will be fading anatomically.  I think, though, that the female will still be loved by all who surround her.  The man will be alone, because he was only pretty on the outside...
Moral: Don't be a douchebag.

Full of himself

Several weeks ago I went to a party where a three some broke out, which I did not participate in.  But one of the other guests did.  He was an opera fan, a personal trainer, and an extrovert.  He seemed like a nice fellow, but wasn't what I would called "boyfriend material".  Although, finding an opera goer my age is difficult so I made a mental note to get in touch with him.
Flash forward to yesterday while on the train; I'm going through my phone and find a number that I dont know nor do I have any recollection of who it belongs to. I text it asking politely who it is and explaining the funny situation.  I get an immediate response of bubbly words, asking who I was. A few lines later I realize that it is my opera going friend, and proceeded to tell him who I was.
-silence-
So 20 minutes later I called him out on his silence.   I saw nothing to loose.  He responded with:
"Kev we didn't really hit it off man. And I don't think I wanna talk. But you take good care and I'll see ya round."
...what? I think he has a completely different idea of what I'm looking for... so I of course tell him that we probably will never see each other around cause he doesn't want to talk.
It then hit me that he thought I was interested in him sexually...
His life is so filled with clients hitting on him, friends trying to initiate three somes, and being a partyboy that he forgot you can have platonic gay friends.

The photo is certainly doctored, as is evident by the fact that the the upload time/date is the same and that the likes and re-tweets are the same.  But it still raises a good point: bitches be crazy!