Vowes from a bridezilla

Promise to love you, to cherish you, to honor you. but not to obey you, because that's misogynistic and egotistic and who do you think you are, a sea captain? However I do entrust you with my heart , take care of my heart won't you please. take care of it because it is all I have to give you. And if you let me I'll take care of your heart too. I 'll protect it and tend to it like a little stray.