Quotes:

You can Laugh or you can cry, but you can't ignore it.

Friendship often blooms into Love, but love into friendship is a withering flower.

Comedy is comedy, and Tragedy: Tragedy. never the tween shall meet.

Now, I actually wrote one of these. But all are credited to minds greater than my own. Two credited to Shakespeare, one credited to some Machiavelli. Can you guess which it is?