Away for so long

I've been away for a very long time, away from the blog, I mean.  I have a confession.  I'm seeing a man right now named Sam.  But last night I went on a date with a guy named Patrick.  Patrick has really big muscles, and he lets me touch them.  I like to do that.  I'm not a cheater, but he is exactly what I look for physically.  I just need to hurry up and fuck him so I can get back to Sam, who I am dating.
Oh shit, there is the lightbulb... I just need to get back to Sam.  Forget Patrick, cause he is only pretty.  And Sam is going to the gym a bunch now.  What am I doing, I'm so stupid.