I've been away for a very long time, away from the blog, I mean. I have a confession. I'm seeing a man right now named Sam. But last night I went on a date with a guy named Patrick. Patrick has really big muscles, and he lets me touch them. I like to do that. I'm not a cheater, but he is exactly what I look for physically. I just need to hurry up and fuck him so I can get back to Sam, who I am dating.
Oh shit, there is the lightbulb... I just need to get back to Sam. Forget Patrick, cause he is only pretty. And Sam is going to the gym a bunch now. What am I doing, I'm so stupid.